Cap'n Crunch "Oops! All Berries" Cereal
$99.99
Lollipop I Stole
$4.20
Brand New iPhone
$899.99
$10,000,000 Debit Card
$0.99
Kill Donald Trump Button
FREE
Entirety of Twitter
$0.12
"Lamenting November" Poster
$149.99
One of my Wisdom Teeth
No Longer in Use
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